Lizard People Theory Generator

1.  They are among us. Blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race.

2.  These reptiles control us by creating wars and mindless entertainment to keep us distracted.

3.  Lizard people are almost always A-listers. The list includes Barack Obama, Donald Rumsfeld, Madonna, Katy Perry, Bill Clinton, and Angelina Jolie among others.

4.  Lizard people have eyes with abnormally-sized pupils.

5.  In Mesoamerican culture, there was Quetzalcoatl or Kukulkán, the flying, feathered, reptile god, who created the cosmos.

6. Dr Mary Cooke Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Professor at University of Colon Cleansing

7. Author of Sleeping Reptilian Trilogy

8.  Lizard people have been visiting Earth since ancient times and breeding with humans, which results in more lizard people and more humans with the potential to be lizard people.

9.  With their DNA inside our systems they can control us by making us dumber, slower, and weaker and therefore easier to control.

10.  Famous reptiles include Queen Elizabeth II, the Bush Family, CEOs, global banking leaders, and even celebrities like Justin Bieber and Katy Perry.

Reptoids from Draco are very tall and have retractable wings.

In Mesoamerican culture, there was Quetzalcoatl or Kukulkán, the flying, feathered, reptile god, who created the cosmos.

Dr Elaine Conrad Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Associate Professor at University of Radionics

Author of A Wrinkle in Reptilian Time

In ancient times a group of advanced reptiles from the Alpha Draconis star system came to Earth and infiltrated the governments of the ancient civilizations in order to control all the humans and enslave them and became their rulers and bred with other humans to form crossbreeds so that their DNA can infiltrate the minds of humans.

We can trace with reptilian DNA to the bloodlines of a family called the Merovingians – a central connection of French nobility that links ancient Egyptian pharaohs and Roman Emperors to the British royal family, U.S. Presidents, and nearly every other influential political figure of the last few centuries.

We can link the “reptilian bloodline” to a large number of U.S. presidents, celebrities, and other global figures.

Lizard people have a sense of not belonging to the human race.

In Mesoamerican culture, there was Quetzalcoatl or Kukulkán, the flying, feathered, reptile god, who created the cosmos.

Dr Marion McPherson Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Professor at University of Acupuncture

Author of Where's the Reptilian Waldo

Many religions in ancient civilizations depict some sort of reptilian god or goddess which proves reptilian beings once ruled in the open and created impossible structures such as the Pyramids of Egypt.

They genetically modified the species homo erectus, into the present species homo sapiens sapiens, and so made mankind what it is today.

Lizard people are almost always A-listers. The list includes Barack Obama, Donald Rumsfeld, Madonna, Katy Perry, Bill Clinton, and Angelina Jolie among others.

Lizard people have a Love of space.

And Indian religions including Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism speak of the Naga, a human-snake hybrid demi-god that are potentially dangerous to humans.

Dr Dennis Hurst Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Senior Lecturer at University of Homeopathy

Author of Sex, by Madonna and how it relates to Reptilians

Many religions in ancient civilizations depict some sort of reptilian god or goddess which proves reptilian beings once ruled in the open and created impossible structures such as the Pyramids of Egypt.

Lizard people primarily come from the constellation Draco.

They use their most infamous arm of clandestine influence, the Illuminati, these famous Reptilian shapeshifters form a psychopathic ruling class that pulls the strings in all of the world’s financial and political power structures.

The decisions made by politicians, bankers, and the global elite are often selfish, detrimental to the environment, and subversive to the betterment of society at large – three signs of psychopathy and proof they are lizards.

In Mesoamerican culture, there was Quetzalcoatl or Kukulkán, the flying, feathered, reptile god, who created the cosmos.

Dr Nellie White Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Professor Extraordinarius at University of Christian Science

Author of Of Mice, Men and Reptilian

They are among us. Blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race.

With their DNA inside our systems they can control us by making us dumber, slower, and weaker and therefore easier to control.

Famous reptiles include Queen Elizabeth II, the Bush Family, CEOs, global banking leaders, and even celebrities like Justin Bieber and Katy Perry.

Reptoids from Draco are very tall and have retractable wings.

In ancient Sumer, there is a literal statue of a Reptilian goddess cradling its offspring.

Dr Wilfred Walsh Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Lecturer at University of Modern Geocentrism

Author of Where's the Reptilian Waldo

An alien race called the Annunaki have populated this planet for thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of years.

For the shapeshifting powers to remain intact, they must keep their blood pool as pure as possible, and for this reason the ruling classes have had a tendency to interbreed.

Evidence for reptilian DNA in us comes from the fact that in the early stages, developing embryos look a lot like reptiles and could be classified as such.

Lizard people have a smile where bottom teeth show.

Ancient Egypt has Apep; the serpent deity that embodied chaos and opposed light.

Dr Etta Henry Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Lecturer at University of Energy Medicine

Author of Final Reptilian Exit

An alien race called the Annunaki have populated this planet for thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of years.

Lizard people primarily come from the constellation Draco.

Evidence for reptilian DNA in us comes from the fact that in the early stages, developing embryos look a lot like reptiles and could be classified as such.

Lizard people have a sense of not belonging to the human race.

Ancient Egypt has Apep; the serpent deity that embodied chaos and opposed light.

Dr Wilson Curtis Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Professor Extraordinarius at University of Energy Medicine

Author of The Chocolate Reptilian War

In ancient times a group of advanced reptiles from the Alpha Draconis star system came to Earth and infiltrated the governments of the ancient civilizations in order to control all the humans and enslave them and became their rulers and bred with other humans to form crossbreeds so that their DNA can infiltrate the minds of humans.

They genetically modified the species homo erectus, into the present species homo sapiens sapiens, and so made mankind what it is today.

They have powers of shapeshifting which they have been using, since time immemorial (or, most likely, for the past 12, 000 years) to control the happenings on this planet.

We all have a reptilian brain – that part of us responsible for behaviors, such as aggression, dominance, and territoriality. This proves we have lizard in our DNA!

Ancient Egypt has Apep; the serpent deity that embodied chaos and opposed light.

Dr Marie Anthony Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Associate Professor at University of Creationist Cosmology

Author of Athletic Reptilian Shorts

The lizards are behind secret societies like the Freemasons and the Illuminati.

They fifteen-feet tall reptilian-like shape shifters from outer space who came to Earth and took slowly took over our governments and entertainment industry for the sole purpose of enslaving the human race.

Proof our DNa has merged with repillians is that the oldest parts of our brain which control the most primal functions and instincts is called the “reptilian brain” because it is made of of the structures that the reptilian brain consists of which are the brainstem and cerebellum.

They keep us as energy slaves for to suck from us negative energies (pain, jealousy, perversion) on which they feed.

And Indian religions including Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism speak of the Naga, a human-snake hybrid demi-god that are potentially dangerous to humans.

Dr Constance Willis Ph.D. - Reptilian Scientist. Emeritus Professor at University of Faith Healing

Author of Killing Mr. Reptilian