Mall Ninja Bullshit Quiz Results

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Your Mall Ninja Bullshit is:

I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America's largest indoor retail shopping areas. I am here to protect 13-year-old boys like yourself, so you don't get gang-raped behind the dumpster outside the mall arcade, on your way home to mommy after killing some bad guys at the u201cSilent Scopeu201d game. Gone are the days of gangbangers armed with chrome Lorcin .25s and tec 9s. A lot of these kids are sporting Glocks in 10mm and .357, some USPs, Sigs, and an occasional Desert Eagle in .50AE.

I have a complete arsenal of weapons: Revolvers, Glocks, MP5's, sniper rifles, shotguns, automatic rifles, etc. To keep very low profile, I wouldn't show up on TV even if I did make a major bust for the AMW show. This protects my identity and that of my family. It also allows me to do covert ops without blowing my cover. You know, corp. espionage works both ways.

Some may laugh, some may cry, but don't cross me - you will surely die.

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