Post Apocalyptic Leader Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Post Apocalyptic Leader Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses." He said "What? Because you wait for ages and then two come along at once." I said "No, they are like buses!"

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