Top 10 3am Jokes

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The Top 10 3am Jokes List

These are the Top 10 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
2. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
3. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
4. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
5. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
8. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
9. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
10. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

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