Top 10 Alcohol Jokes

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The Top 10 Alcohol Jokes List

These are the Top 10 Alcohol Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Scotch tape go to the bar? It was feeling a little sticky.
2. Why did the whiskey break up with the wine? Because it found someone more on its level!
3. Why did the whiskey file a police report? It got mugged!
4. Why did the vodka go to the party alone?
5. Why did the rum join the football team? Because it was great at shots!
6. Why did the whiskey break up with the vodka? It found something smoother!
7. Why was the vodka feeling lonely at the party?
8. Why did the Scotch tape go to the bar? It was feeling a little sticky.
9. Why was the whiskey feeling down? Because it had too many problems on the rocks!
10. Why did the margarita go to school? Because it wanted to be a little smart!

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