Top 10 Marriage Jokes

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The Top 10 Marriage Jokes List

These are the Top 10 Marriage Jokes for 2024.

1. If a man opens a car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
2. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
3. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce.
4. Why did the married couple go to the seafood restaurant? They heard it was a great plaice for a date!
5. "Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce."
6. Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. Everyone orders what they want, but when the bill comes, you all have to split it evenly.
7. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce.
8. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said yes, about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
9. "Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce."
10. Why did the married couple go to the seafood restaurant? They heard it was a great plaice for a date!

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