Top 10 Uncle Jokes

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The Top 10 Uncle Jokes List

These are the Top 10 Uncle Jokes for 2024.

1. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
2. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
4. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
5. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
6. Want to hear a joke about construction? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
7. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
10. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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