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These are the top 100 Clean Jokes for 2024.

1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
4. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
8. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
11. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
12. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
13. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
14. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
15. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
17. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
18. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
20. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
21. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
22. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
23. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
24. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
25. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
26. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
27. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
28. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
29. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
30. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
31. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
32. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
33. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
34. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
35. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
36. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
37. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!
38. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
39. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
40. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
41. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
42. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
43. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
44. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
45. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
46. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
47. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
48. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
49. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
50. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
51. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
52. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
53. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
54. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
55. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
56. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
57. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
58. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
59. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
60. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
61. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
62. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
63. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
64. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
65. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
66. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
67. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
68. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
69. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
70. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
71. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
72. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
73. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
74. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
75. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
76. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
77. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
78. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
79. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
80. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
81. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
82. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
83. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
84. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
85. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
86. Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes!
87. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
88. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
89. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
90. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
91. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
92. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
93. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
94. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
95. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
96. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
97. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
98. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
99. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
100. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

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