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These are the top 100 Clean Jokes for 2024.

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
5. Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes!
6. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!
7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
10. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
11. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
12. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
13. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
15. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
17. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
18. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
19. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
20. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
21. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
23. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
24. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
25. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
26. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
27. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
28. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
29. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
30. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
31. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left!
32. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
33. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
34. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
35. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
36. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
37. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
38. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
39. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
40. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
41. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
42. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
43. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
44. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
45. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
46. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
47. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
48. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
49. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
50. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
51. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
52. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
53. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
54. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
55. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
56. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
57. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
58. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
59. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
60. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
61. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
62. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
63. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
64. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
65. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
66. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
67. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
68. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
69. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
70. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
71. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!
72. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
73. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
74. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
75. What did one plate say to the other plate? Tonight, dinner's on me!
76. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
77. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
78. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
79. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
80. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
81. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
82. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
83. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
84. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
85. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
86. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
87. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
88. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
89. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
90. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
91. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
92. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
93. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
94. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
95. I'm sorry, but all of the jokes provided in the list have been listed as excluded items. This means I cannot provide another joke based on the criteria you provided since all the available options have been listed as excluded.
96. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left!
97. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
98. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
99. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
100. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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