Top 100 Clean Jokes
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The Top 100 Clean Jokes List
These are the top 100 Clean Jokes for 2024.
1. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
8. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
9. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
10. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
11. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
12. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
14. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
15. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
16. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
17. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
18. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
19. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
20. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
21. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
22. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
24. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!"
25. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
26. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
27. What did one plate say to the other plate? "Tonight, dinner's on me!"
28. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
29. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
30. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
31. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
32. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
33. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
34. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
35. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
36. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
37. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
39. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
40. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
41. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
42. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
43. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
44. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
45. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
46. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
47. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
48. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
49. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
50. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
51. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
52. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
53. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
54. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
55. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
56. What did one plate say to the other plate? "Tonight, dinner's on me!"
57. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
58. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
59. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
60. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
61. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
62. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
63. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
64. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
65. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
66. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
67. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
68. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
69. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
70. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
71. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
72. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
73. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
74. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
75. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
76. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
77. "How do you organize a space party? You planet!"
78. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
79. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
80. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
81. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
82. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
83. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
84. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
85. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
86. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
87. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
88. "Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
89. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
90. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
91. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
92. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
93. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
94. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
95. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
96. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
97. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
98. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!"
99. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
100. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
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