Top 100 Dirty Adult Jokes

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The Top 100 Dirty Adult Jokes List

These are the top 100 Dirty Adult Jokes for 2024.

1. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!
2. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
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6. Why did the adult film star bring a vacuum to the shoot? Because she wanted to clean up in the competition!
7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including dirty jokes!
8. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems—and not enough solutions for adult fun!
9. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
10. Why did the woman go to space? Because she needed a little space from her husband's antics!
11. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
12. Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. Why did the woman go to space? Because she needed more space for her dirty thoughts!
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18. Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted to grow a power plant!
19. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
21. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including dirty jokes!
22. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
23. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
24. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
25. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
26. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
27. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
28. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
29. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
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31. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
32. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
33. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including dirty jokes!
34. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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37. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
38. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
39. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
40. Why do men like to watch porn? Because it's the only time they can see a woman getting excited over a little money!
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42. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
43. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
44. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
45. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
46. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
50. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus and couldn't find its backup!
51. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
52. Why was the broom late? It swept too much the night before!
53. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
54. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
55. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
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57. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including dirty jokes!
58. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
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61. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
62. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
63. Why did the man bring a ladder to bed? Because he heard the job was up to the sheets!
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66. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
67. Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
68. Why did the couple go to the bar? Because they wanted to get lucky and raise the bar!
69. Why was the sex worker so good at her job? Because she always knew how to handle her clients!
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71. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
72. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
73. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
74. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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76. Why did the couple go to the gym? Because they wanted their relationship to work out!
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78. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
79. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
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81. Why did the man bring two pairs of pants to bed? In case he had a hole in one!
82. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
83. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
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85. Why did the bartender break up with his girlfriend? She kept asking for more than just a shot!
86. Why did the guy bring a bottle of wine to bed? Because he wanted to get a little corked!
87. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
88. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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90. Why did the pervert get kicked out of the bar? Because he kept trying to fondle the drinks!
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92. Why don’t we ever tell secrets at the bar? Because the drinks can’t keep their mouths shut!
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94. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
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97. Why do women never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
98. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
99. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including bad relationships!
100. Why do they call it the "first date"? Because after that, you'll be lucky to make it to "second base"!

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