Top 20 3am Jokes

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The Top 20 3am Jokes List

These are the top 20 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
2. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
3. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
4. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
5. I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
6. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
8. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
9. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
10. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
11. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
12. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
13. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
14. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
15. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
16. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
17. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
18. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
19. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
20. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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