Top 20 3am Jokes

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The Top 20 3am Jokes List

These are the top 20 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
6. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
7. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
8. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
9. I'm terrified of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
13. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
16. What do you call fake noodles? Impasta.
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
19. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
20. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

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