Top 20 3am Jokes

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The Top 20 3am Jokes List

These are the top 20 3am Jokes for 2025.

1. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
2. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
3. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
4. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
8. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
10. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
11. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
12. The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
13. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left!
14. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
16. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
17. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
18. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
19. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
20. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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