Top 20 3am Jokes

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The Top 20 3am Jokes List

These are the top 20 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
3. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
4. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
8. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
9. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
10. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
11. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
14. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
15. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
17. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
18. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
20. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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