Top 20 Crazy Ideas

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The Top 20 Crazy Ideas List

These are the top 20 Crazy Ideas for 2024.

1. Allow children with stupidly-spelled common names (Errika, Stephfanie, Mahrsa, etc) to legally change their parents name to whatever they'd like when they turn 18.
2. Bill Gates should fund a research project to develop sustainable solutions for climate change.
3. Ask a stranger to watch your bag for you but never actually leave, just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.
4. Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into pretty much anywhere if you just repeat "so sorry so sorry" and keep moving forward.
5. Vatican City should have an untrained Olympic Team that rely solely on prayers to win.
6. Make texting vibration patterns be morse code of the contact's initials, so you learn morse code over time and have an immediate idea of who texted you
7. Prescription windows. For when you want to look out a window without wearing your glasses.
8. Glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead.
9. Make texting vibration patterns be morse code of the contact's initials, so you learn morse code over time and have an immediate idea of who texted you
10. When a porn star dies, PornHub should poorly photoshop a white sheet over her on all videos, and dub them with spooky ghost sounds.
11. Only allow people with terminal illnesses to run for office. They will be more likely to do the right thing and want to leave a good legacy instead of doing what's best for their future bank account.
12. Siri and Alexia should only work if you say “please” and “thank you”. This could improve people’s manners to each other.
13. Overpay your last student loan payment by $25 so that you have an excuse to call the student loan office and demand they give YOUR money back every day for the next 5 years.
14. An app that runs in the background and plays ever increasing Jaws music the closer you get to a registered sex offender.
15. Porn sites should have "Most Viewed Multiple Times by same Computer" and "Average Percentage of Clip Watched" statistics instead of/as well as "Most Viewed" and "Most Favorited".
16. Deadpool should appear in all future Marvel movies that are rated PG-13 and use their one allotted "f*ck" in a brief cameo.
17. Hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. Reserve the table next to theirs and listen to them trying to improvise sexy bank-themed dialogue at each other.
18. Make Stevie Wonder a judge on 'The Voice' so every audition is a true blind audition.
19. Invent a fake pregnancy test app and get women to pee on their phones.
20. Build a retirement home on the moon so the elderly find it easier to move around.

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