Top 20 Food Jokes

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The Top 20 Food Jokes List

These are the top 20 Food Jokes for 2025.

1. What do you get when you drop a potato? Mash!
2. Why did the chef break up with their partner? They just couldn't find thyme!
3. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
4. What's a potato's favorite song? "Eye of the Spud-er" by Survivor!
5. What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "Quit loafing around!"
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it with jokes!
8. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
10. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!
11. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
12. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
13. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!
14. What did the lettuce say to the celery? "Are you stalking me?"
15. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
16. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
17. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
19. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it!
20. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the party? Because he was a fun guy!

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