Top 20 Marriage Jokes

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The Top 20 Marriage Jokes List

These are the top 20 Marriage Jokes for 2024.

1. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
2. Marriage is all about compromise. I’ll make the coffee, and you can decide how you want it—cold or burnt!
3. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
4. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
5. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
6. Marriage is all about compromise. I’ll make the coffee, and you can decide how you want it—cold or burnt!
7. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
8. "Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce."
9. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
10. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets for his divorce.
11. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
12. "Why did the married couple go to the seafood restaurant? They heard it was a great plaice for a date! "
13. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
14. Why did the husband bring a ladder to the wedding? Because he heard the cake was going to be tiered!
15. Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
17. Why did the married couple go to the seafood restaurant? They heard it was a great plaice for a date!
18. Marriage is all about compromise. I’ll make the coffee, and you can decide how you want it—cold or burnt!
19. Marriage is all about compromise. I’ll make the coffee, and you can decide how you want it—cold or burnt!
20. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

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