Top 20 Uncle Jokes

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The Top 20 Uncle Jokes List

These are the top 20 Uncle Jokes for 2024.

1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
4. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
7. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
8. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
9. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
11. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
13. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
14. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
15. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
16. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I'm still working on that one.
17. "Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings."
18. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
19. "Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings."
20. Broken puppets for sale: No strings attached.

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