Top 20 Uncle Jokes

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1. Why don�t you play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak�and they�ve got a rock-hard alibi.
2. Why don�t some couples go to the gym? Because they�re getting their workout in between the sheets.
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems�and none of them were solved in bed.
4. Why don�t some people eat snails? Because they�re too slow to keep up with the appetite in bed.
5. What�s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot�unless it�s been marinated in something stronger.
6. Why don�t some people eat snails? Because they�re too slow to keep up with the appetite in bed.
7. What�s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing�and it wasn�t ready for that kind of exposure.
9. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef�and a vegetarian�s worst nightmare.
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one�and needed a clean pair after celebrating with the cart girl.
11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh�and it still can�t see that you�re the catch of the day.
12. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? He was outstanding in his field�and he knew how to keep his hands clean.
13. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off.
14. Why don�t some people eat clocks? Because it�s too time-consuming�and it�s not the kind of oral fixation they�re into.
15. Why don�t oysters donate to charity? Because they�re shellfish�and they�ve got a pearl of a secret they�re hiding.
16. What do you call a man who can�t stand? Neil.
17. Why don�t some people eat snails? Because they�re too slow to keep up with the appetite in bed.
18. Why don�t some couples go to the gym? Because they�re burning calories in the bedroom.
19. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies�and then he mopped the floor with his dance moves.
20. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef�and a vegetarian�s worst nightmare.

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