Top 30 Antijokes

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The Top 30 Antijokes List

These are the top 30 Antijokes for 2024.

1. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
2. I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger… But she did move to California in 1849.
3. What Do You Get when You Throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea? A wet rock.
4. What Do You Call Darth Vader with a Cape? Darth Vader
5. What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
6. How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are enormous creatures and will not fit in something as relatively small as a car.
7. What Do You Get when You Cross a Knock-knock Joke with a Rhetorical Question?
8. What is the Difference Between Me and You? We are two different people.
9. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers He says, I'll take five beers, please.
10. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes? Blind.
11. Because unaccustomed to the terrain, he got lost and succumbed to the elements.
12. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.
13. What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
14. What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
15. What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
16. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
17. You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
18. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
19. My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.
20. How do you empty a pool full of Canadians? Politely but firmly tell them, "Get out of the pool, please!"
21. Yo Mama's So Old She might die soon.
22. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
23. Want to hear something that will make you smile? Your facial muscles.
24. Why Did the Man Dress Up as a Clown? To scare kids.
25. What Did the Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor? Where's my tractor?
26. You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends… But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.
27. Why does Micheal J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients.
28. FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.
29. What do you get when you mix and a goat and a sheep? A geep.
30. Why was the Blond Woman So Loud? She was shouting.

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