Top 30 Clean Jokes

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The Top 30 Clean Jokes List

These are the top 30 Clean Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
8. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
11. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
14. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
16. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
17. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
18. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
19. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
20. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
21. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
22. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
23. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
24. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
25. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
27. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
28. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
29. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
30. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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