Top 30 Clean Jokes

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The Top 30 Clean Jokes List

These are the top 30 Clean Jokes for 2024.

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
2. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
3. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
4. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
6. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
7. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
8. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
9. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
11. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
12. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
13. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
14. "Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
15. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
16. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
17. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
18. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
19. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
20. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
21. What did one plate say to the other plate? "Tonight, dinner's on me!"
22. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
23. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
24. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
25. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
26. "Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!"
27. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
28. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
29. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
30. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

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