Top 30 Clean Jokes

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The Top 30 Clean Jokes List

These are the top 30 Clean Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
4. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
11. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
12. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
13. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
17. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
19. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
20. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
21. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
22. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
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24. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
25. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
26. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
27. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
28. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
30. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!

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