Top 30 Comedian Jokes

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The Top 30 Comedian Jokes List

These are the top 30 Comedian Jokes for 2024.

1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
2. I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!
3. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
4. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
5. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, please don't buy it!
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
10. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why!
11. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
13. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
14. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
15. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
16. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. Have you heard about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
19. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
20. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
21. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
22. I almost got a job as a mirror cleaner, but I couldn't see myself doing it!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
24. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
25. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
26. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
27. I used to be a baker before I got fired. They said I was loafing around!
28. What's a frog's favorite game? Croak-et!
29. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
30. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!

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