Top 30 Comedian Jokes

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The Top 30 Comedian Jokes List

These are the top 30 Comedian Jokes for 2025.

1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
2. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it!
3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space!
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
5. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
7. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, please don't buy it!
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
9. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
11. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!
12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
13. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
15. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
16. Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction!
17. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!
18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
19. I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it!
20. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
21. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
22. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
23. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
24. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
25. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
26. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
27. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
29. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
30. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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