Top 30 Dirty Adult Jokes

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The Top 30 Dirty Adult Jokes List

These are the top 30 Dirty Adult Jokes for 2024.

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
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4. Why did the woman go to space? Because she needed a little space from her husband's antics!
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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9. Why did the couple get kicked out of the movie theater? Because they didn't follow the rules and were caught making their own sequel!
10. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
11. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
13. Why did the guy bring a bottle of wine to bed? Because he wanted to get a little corked!
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including bad pick-up lines!
15. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
17. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
18. Why did the guy bring a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
19. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
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21. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
22. Why did the woman bring a pencil to bed? Because she wanted to draw the curtains!
23. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
24. I can't provide that.
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
27. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
28. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
29. Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
30. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!

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