Top 30 Flat Earth Jokes
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These are the top 30 Flat Earth Jokes for 2024.
1. Whats the differerence between a flat earther and a knife? A knife has a point2. Me: The earth isn’t flat! fiat earther: correct me: huh? fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car me: what? fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
3. What do you get when you combine a flat earther and their arrogance? Flatulence.
4. Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
5. A flat earther dies and goes to heaven. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says to them, "Before you enter the gates of heaven, you may ask god one question." The flat earther asks, "God, is the earth flat?" God responds, "The earth is 100% a globe." The flat earther exclaims, "Holy crap! This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!"
6. the only thing flat earthers fear... Is sphere itself!
7. I am also a proud antivaxx mother, flat earther, Trump enthusiast and know for a fact climate change isnt real. There's no punchline, ive already told you the joke.
8. Me: The earth isn’t flat! fiat earther: correct me: huh? fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car me: what? fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
9. Do you know how flat-earthers call 2020? Panic! At The Disc
10. A flat earther and a round earther were arguing When the flat earther realized he was losing the argument he starts walking away. The round earther faces the other direction and says "I'll see you around"
11. What does a flat-earther do with a ball? He plays Frisbee!
12. The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear Is Sphere Itself. my only joke i've ever came up with and it flat-out sucks. no way around it.
13. What's a flat-earther's least favorite gun? A revolver.
14. A round earth fact to a flat-earther is… …like what thanksgiving is to a turkey
15. I am also a proud antivaxx mother, flat earther, Trump enthusiast and know for a fact climate change isnt real. There's no punchline, ive already told you the joke.
16. A flat earther and a round earther were arguing When the flat earther realized he was losing the argument he starts walking away. The round earther faces the other direction and says "I'll see you around"
17. What does a flat-earther do with a ball? He plays Frisbee!
18. What is the real argument Flat Earthers are trying to use? 2D, or not 2D? That is the question.
19. What do a flat-earther, a Nazi, and YOU have in common? They all get one vote.
20. Earth is flat! I mean, when was the last time you came across naturally carbonated ocean water?
21. Why do you have to use email to communicate with a flat earther? You can't reach them with fax.
22. Flat Earther goes to Heaven A life long Flat Earther named Greg dies and goes to Heaven. Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates he meets St Peter who says "Welcome to Heaven Greg, today is your lucky day you're one of hundred people who can ask a question to God Greg: Can I ask him anything? St Peter: Anything So St Peter takes Greg and the ninety-nine others to talk to the big guy himself and St Peter says to Greg Your up first,this way Greg finds himself standing in front of God asks the only question that's on his mind Greg: God God: Yes my son Greg: I gotta know, is the Earth truly flat? God let's out a long sigh and rubs his head God: No Greg, the Earth is Round Greg being confused,thinks to himself This conspiracy goes higher than I thought
23. How do you get a flat-Earther to shut up? Just push 'em off the edge.
24. What do you call someone who believes the Earth is flat? A non-globalist.
25. My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.
26. A friend once asked what I would do if my child turned out to be a flat-earther and I was dumbfounded Still amazed that there are dumb nuts out there who think the planet is round and shit.
27. A flat earther dies and goes to heaven. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says to them, "Before you enter the gates of heaven, you may ask god one question." The flat earther asks, "God, is the earth flat?" God responds, "The earth is 100% a globe." The flat earther exclaims, "Holy crap! This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!"
28. What does a flat-earther do with a ball? He plays Frisbee!
29. What do the square-root of 2 and flat-earthers have in common ? They're both completely irrational.
30. A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.
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