Top 30 Halloween Jokes
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The Top 30 Halloween Jokes List
These are the top 30 Halloween Jokes for 2022.1. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
2. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
3. Where does Dracula keep his money? At the blood bank.
4. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
5. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.
6. Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
7. Why are spiders great baseball players? They know how to catch flies!
8. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
9. What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? "Bone Appetit!"
10. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
11. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
12. What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
13. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
14. I dropped my pumpkin yesterday. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!
15. What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
16. What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day? Lazy bones.
17. What position does a ghost play in hockey? Ghoulie.
18. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
19. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
20. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
21. What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"
22. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
23. What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!
24. What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
25. What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
26. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
27. What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
28. What does a skeleton say before eating? Bone appetit!
29. What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
30. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
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