Top 30 Marijuana Jokes

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The Top 30 Marijuana Jokes List

These are the top 30 Marijuana Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double jointed!
3. What do you call a group of stoners watching a funny movie? A potluck laugh!
4. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
5. Which superhero is a stoner's favorite? Captain Chronic!
6. Why did the stoner open a shoe store? To specialize in high heels!
7. How does a stoner study for exams? By hitting the books and the bong!
8. Why did the stoner bring a net to the beach? To catch some high waves!
9. How does a stoner exercise their brain? By using a mental bong!
10. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
11. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
12. What do you call a stoner who can sing? A high note!
13. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
14. Which superhero is a stoner's favorite? Captain Chronic!
15. How does a stoner find their way in a forest? Following the high road!
16. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
17. Why did the stoner get kicked out of the concert? Because he kept trying to roll with the band!
18. What did the stoner say when he couldn't find his weed? "This is bud-diculous!"
19. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the dispensary? Because they wanted to draw some weed!
20. Why did the stoner bring a pillow to the park? To take a nap under the influence!
21. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
22. What do you call a stoner's home security system? Smokey detectors!
23. How did the stoner become a successful chef? They always add a dash of green to their recipes!
24. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!
25. How does a stoner exercise their brain? By using a mental bong!
26. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
27. Why did the stoner sit on the roof? Because they wanted to get a little higher!
28. Why did the stoner go to the bank? To check their joint account!
29. Why did the stoner join the gym? To work on their high hopes!
30. How do you know if a stoner has been cooking? The house smells baked!

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