Top 30 Marijuana Jokes

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The Top 30 Marijuana Jokes List

These are the top 30 Marijuana Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side of the high!
2. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough!
3. Why did the stoner try out for the track team? To show off their high speed!
4. How did the stoner find the missing piece of the puzzle? They checked under the influence!
5. Why did the stoner open a shoe store? To specialize in high heels!
6. What do you call a group of stoners playing hide and seek? High and seek!
7. Why did the stoner start a dance class? To learn some high steps!
8. How did the stoner find the missing piece of the puzzle? They checked under the influence!
9. How does a stoner exercise their brain? By using a mental bong!
10. Why don't stoners play hide and seek? Good players always want to be found.
11. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
12. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
13. How do stoners stay cool in the summer? With a little pot breeze!
14. Why did the stoner go to music class? To learn about higher notes!
15. Why do stoners make terrible secret agents? Because they can't keep their plans under wraps!
16. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? Because they wanted to draw some good vibes!
17. How do you know if a stoner has been cooking? The house smells baked!
18. What do you call a stoner's favorite exercise? High jump!
19. What do you call a stoner with two brain cells? Pregnant!
20. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!
21. Why did the stoner go to the bank? To check their joint account!
22. Why did the stoner become a gardener? To grow their own happiness!
23. Why did the stoner have a great time at the concert? Because they were all about the high notes!
24. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double jointed!
25. Why don’t stoners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t stop giggling!
26. Why did the stoner take a mirror to the smoke session? To reflect on deep thoughts!
27. Why do stoners always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw their own conclusions!
28. Why did the stoner get kicked out of the concert? Because he kept trying to roll with the band!
29. Why did the stoner open a bakery? To make some pot brownies!
30. Why did the stoner bring a net to the beach? To catch some high waves!

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