Top 30 Southern Jokes

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The Top 30 Southern Jokes List

These are the top 30 Southern Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
3. Why did the Southern cow start a podcast? Because she wanted to be heard in the moo-sical community!
4. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
5. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
7. Why did the Southern cow become an astronaut? Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
8. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
9. Why did the Southern chicken farmer become a musician? Because he had a lot of cluckin' talent!
10. Why did the Southern man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
11. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
12. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
13. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
15. Why did the Southern man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
16. Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!
17. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
18. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
19. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
21. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
22. Why did the Southern squirrel bring a suitcase to the picnic? Because it wanted to pack a little nutty fun!
23. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
24. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
25. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
26. Why did the Southern cow always wear a bell? Because its horns didn’t work!
27. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
28. What do you call a Southern belle in a tornado? A flat tire!
29. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night!
30. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?

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