Top 30 Southern Jokes

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The Top 30 Southern Jokes List

These are the top 30 Southern Jokes for 2024.

1. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
2. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
3. Why did the Southern girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
4. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
5. What do you call a Southern man with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A multitasker!
6. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
7. Why did the Southern man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
8. Why did the Southern man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
9. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. Why did the Southern cow go to outer space? To see the moooon!
12. What do you call a Southern man with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A multitasker!
13. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
14. Why did the Southern girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
15. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
16. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
17. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
19. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
20. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
21. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance? Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
22. Why did the Southern farmer get a promotion? Because he was a real plow-sitive influence!
23. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
24. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
25. Why did the Southern squirrel bring a suitcase to the picnic? Because it wanted to pack a little nutty fun!
26. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
27. What do you call a Southern man with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A multitasker!
28. What do you call a Southern belle who can play the piano? A grand-ma!
29. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
30. What do you get when you cross a Southern belle with a runaway bride? A bride that's hard to catch!

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