Top 5 Alcohol Jokes

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The Top 5 Alcohol Jokes List

These are the Top 5 Alcohol Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the beer go to school? To get "hop"-ucated!
2. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
3. Why did the bottle go to therapy? Because it was all bottled up!
4. Why was the rum always missing from the party? Because it was always stuck in the cabinet!
5. Why did the champagne always carry a bottle opener? Because it wanted to pop off at any moment!

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