Top 5 Antijokes

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The Top 5 Antijokes List

These are the Top 5 Antijokes for 2024.

1. Roses are red, Violets are blue, But roses can also be white, And violets should be purple.
2. What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.
3. Do you want to know my secret to sanity? Red wine.
4. What did he give her on Valentine’s Day? Something red and lots of lies.
5. Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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