Top 50 3am Jokes

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These are the top 50 3am Jokes for 2025.

1. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
3. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
6. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.
8. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
9. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
10. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
11. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
13. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
15. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
16. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
17. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
18. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
19. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left!
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
21. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
22. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
23. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
24. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. What do you say to an avocado that's done a good job? Bravocado!
27. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
28. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
29. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
30. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
31. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
32. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left!
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
34. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
35. Have you heard the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
36. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
38. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
39. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
40. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
41. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
42. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
43. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
44. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
46. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
47. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
48. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
49. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
50. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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