Top 50 3am Jokes

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The Top 50 3am Jokes List

These are the top 50 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
2. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
5. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
6. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
7. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
8. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
9. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
10. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
11. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
12. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
13. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
14. Can February March? No, but April May!
15. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
16. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
17. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
18. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
19. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
20. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
21. Why did the scarecrow love his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.
22. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
23. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
24. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
25. The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
26. Can February March? No, but April May!
27. What do you call fake noodles? Impasta.
28. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
29. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
30. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
31. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
32. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
34. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
35. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
36. Have you heard the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
37. Why did the scarecrow love his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.
38. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
39. Two silk worms got in a race. It ended in a tie.
40. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
41. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
42. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
43. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
44. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
45. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
46. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
47. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
48. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
49. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
50. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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