Top 50 3am Jokes

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The Top 50 3am Jokes List

These are the top 50 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
4. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
6. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
7. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
9. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
11. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.
12. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
13. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
14. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
15. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
17. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
18. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
21. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
22. I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
23. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
24. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
25. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
26. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
27. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
28. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
29. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
30. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
31. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
32. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
33. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
34. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
35. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
36. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
37. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
38. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
39. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
40. What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
41. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
42. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
43. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
44. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
45. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
46. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
48. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
49. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
50. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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