Top 50 3am Jokes

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The Top 50 3am Jokes List

These are the top 50 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
2. I see dead people.
3. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
9. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings.
14. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
15. The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
17. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
18. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
19. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
21. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
22. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
23. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
25. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
26. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
27. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
28. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
29. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
30. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
31. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
32. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
33. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
34. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
35. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
36. I see dead people.
37. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
38. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
39. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
40. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
41. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
42. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
43. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
44. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
45. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
46. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
47. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
48. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
49. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
50. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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