Top 50 Clean Jokes

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The Top 50 Clean Jokes List

These are the top 50 Clean Jokes for 2024.

1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
5. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
6. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
8. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
9. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left!
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
11. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
12. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
15. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
16. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
17. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
18. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
19. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
20. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
21. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
22. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
23. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
24. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
27. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
28. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
29. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
30. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left!
31. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
32. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
33. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
34. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
35. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
36. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
37. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
38. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
39. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
40. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
41. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
42. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
43. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
44. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
46. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
47. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
48. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
49. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
50. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!

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