Top 50 Comedian Jokes

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The Top 50 Comedian Jokes List

These are the top 50 Comedian Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
2. I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!
5. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
7. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
8. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
9. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
10. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
11. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, please don't buy it!
12. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
13. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
14. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down!
15. I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it!
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
17. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
18. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
19. I used to be a baker before I got fired. They said I was loafing around!
20. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
21. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
22. I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
23. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
24. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
25. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
26. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
27. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
28. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it!
29. I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it!
30. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
31. "Yes, I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!"
32. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough!
33. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
34. I thought about going on an all-almond diet, but that's just nuts!
35. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
36. I made a pun about the wind, but it blows!
37. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
38. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
39. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
40. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
41. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
42. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
43. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, please don't buy it!
44. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
45. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
46. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
47. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
48. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
49. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me beach wallpapers!
50. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

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