Top 50 Comedian Jokes

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The Top 50 Comedian Jokes List

These are the top 50 Comedian Jokes for 2024.

1. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
2. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
3. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
4. Have you heard about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
5. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool!
6. I almost got a job as a mirror cleaner, but I couldn't see myself doing it!
7. I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it!
8. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
9. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
10. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
11. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
14. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
15. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
16. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
17. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it!
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
19. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
20. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
21. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
22. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
23. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
24. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
25. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
26. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
27. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
28. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
30. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!
31. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
32. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
33. I asked my dog what's the best part about the Swiss Alps. He said, "The view is paws-itively amazing!"
34. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
35. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
36. Have you heard about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
37. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it!
38. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space!
39. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
40. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
41. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
42. I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
43. "Yes, I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!"
44. Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction!
45. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop opening browser windows!
46. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down!
47. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
48. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
49. I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
50. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!

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