Top 50 Dark Humour Jokes

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The Top 50 Dark Humour Jokes List

These are the top 50 Dark Humour Jokes for 2025.

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
2. I have a joke about unemployment, but none of my friends can relate.
3. I have a joke about death, but it’s a killer.
4. I have a joke that’s a bit of a killer, but it’s really hard to get a rise out of it.
5. I have a joke about sarcasm, but I won’t bother telling you.
6. I have a joke about a graveyard, but it's a dead topic.
7. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
8. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
11. I have a great joke about death, but it’s a bit of a killer.
12. I'd tell a joke about the void, but it’s too deep.
13. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
14. I have a dark humor joke, but it’s a bit of a killer.
15. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
16. I have a great joke about unemployment, but none of my friends can get it.
17. I have a joke about unemployment, but sadly it doesn’t work.
18. I have a joke about death, but it’s dead on arrival.
19. I'd tell a joke about the void, but it's too deep.
20. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
21. An atom lost an electron, it really should keep an ion them.
22. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
23. I threw a boomerang a few years ago — now I live in constant fear.
24. I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell you later.
25. I have a joke about zombies, but it's dead on arrival.
26. I'm sorry, I cannot provide dark humor jokes.
27. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
28. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
29. I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
30. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
31. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
32. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10 years later, no one’s laughing.
33. I have a joke about cremation, but it’s toasty.
34. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
35. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
36. I have a joke about premature burial, but it’s a bit of a stretch.
37. I have a stepladder. Because my real ladder left when I was a kid.
38. I have a joke about death, but it’s a killer.
39. I'd tell a joke about the void, but it’s too deep.
40. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
41. I told my therapist about my fear of commitment, and now we're only dating.
42. I have a joke about death, but it’s to die for.
43. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
44. I have a great joke about death, but it always kills.
45. I have a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience that can bring you down.
46. I have a joke about premature burial, but it’s a bit of a stretch.
47. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
48. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
49. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
50. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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