Top 50 Dark Humour Jokes

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The Top 50 Dark Humour Jokes List

These are the top 50 Dark Humour Jokes for 2024.

1. I have a bad feeling about this.
2. I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
3. I have a joke about suicide, but it's not going to get any better.
4. I have a joke about depression, but it’s a bit down.
5. I have a joke about zombies, but it's dead on arrival.
6. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it's a bit dead.
7. I have a great joke about death, but it’s to die for.
8. I'd tell a time travel joke, but you guys didn't like it.
9. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
10. I have a great joke about the end of the world, but it’s too dark to tell.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
13. Why don't graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are just dying to get in.
14. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
15. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
16. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10% of it will get to you.
17. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
18. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
19. An atom lost an electron, it really should keep an ion them.
20. Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are dying to get in.
21. I have a joke about death, but it’s a killer.
22. I have a great joke about death, but it's a bit of a killer.
23. I'm sorry, I cannot provide dark humor jokes.
24. I'm sorry, but I cannot provide a specific dark humor joke as requested.
25. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it’s just dead on arrival.
26. I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
27. Why don't graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are dying to get in.
28. I have a joke about death, but it's a bit of a killer.
29. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
30. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
31. I have a joke about necrophilia, but I know you won't get it.
32. I have a joke about necrophilia, but I can't bring myself to tell it.
33. I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you guys didn't like it.
34. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
35. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 9 out of 10 people won't get it.
36. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
37. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
39. I have a joke about death, but it’s a bit of a killer.
40. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
41. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
42. What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coughin'?
43. I have a joke about my dad’s last words, but I don’t want to push my luck.
44. I have a joke about death, but it’s dead on arrival.
45. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
46. I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the cemetery and started counting the graves.
47. I have a joke about suicide, but it has a hard landing.
48. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
49. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
50. I shouldn't laugh at my own jokes about death, but they always kill.

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