Top 50 Dirty Adult Jokes

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The Top 50 Dirty Adult Jokes List

These are the top 50 Dirty Adult Jokes for 2024.

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3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
5. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including dirty jokes!
8. Why did the guy bring a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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10. Why did the condom go to the party? Because it was on a roll!
11. Why did the rubber band refuse to play the game? Because it couldn't handle the tension!
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
13. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
15. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
16. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
17. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
18. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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20. Why did the man sleep with a ruler? To see how long he could sleep!
21. Why did the condom go to the party? Because it was on a roll!
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23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
24. Why did the woman bring a pencil to bed? Because she wanted to draw the curtains!
25. Why did the guy bring a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
26. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
27. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
28. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
29. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
30. Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
31. Why was the broom late to the party? Because it swept with the wrong crowd!
32. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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34. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
35. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including dirty jokes!
36. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
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40. Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted to grow a power plant!
41. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
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43. Why did the adult bring a ladder to bed? Because they heard the best sex was on another level!
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46. Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted to grow a power plant!
47. Why did the woman go to space? Because she needed more space for her "out of this world" experiences!
48. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
49. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
50. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

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