Mall Ninja Bullshit API

Welcome to the Mall Ninja Bullshit API. The Mall Ninja Bullshit API will Increase Your Google Rankings and Visitor Experience. Generate humorous Mall Ninja Bullshit descriptions with our Mall Ninja Bullshit API. Perfect for your humor website or app.. The Mall Ninja Bullshit API is provided as a single row in JSON format. Currently there is a soft limit for subscribers of 5000 requests per month. The monthly cost of using the Mall Ninja Bullshit API is Only $9.99 (Limited time at this low price). About the cost of a Big Mac. But tastes better ;)  The Mall Ninja Bullshit API currently can return over 7,107,100 unique results with more content being added regulary.

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Example Mall Ninja Bullshit API Output:

" I am the Lieutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation\u2019s largest indoor retail shopping centers. My job is to defend and protect the lives of the many shoppers who currently visit this center, We are low profile and only spring into action when we are needed. Even when we are \u201cworking\u201d you will rarely see us drop the perp and take him in for questioning. We work fast and avoid publicity. I have a complete arsenal of weapons: Revolvers, Glocks, MP5's, sniper rifles, shotguns, automatic rifles, etc. To keep very low profile, I wouldn\u2019t show up on TV even if I did make a major bust for the AMW show. This protects my identity and that of my family. It also allows me to do covert ops without blowing my cover. You know, corp. espionage works both ways. It\u2019s not extreme to be prepared and the merchants don\u2019t mind, it keeps the Neonazi gangs and the Crips out of the mall. When possible, pack a sword "

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