Top 10 Dad Jokes

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The Top 10 Dad Jokes List

These are the Top 10 Dad Jokes for 2024.

1. How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
2. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
3. A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
4. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
5. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!
6. Inflation.
7. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
8. What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
9. If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
10. I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.

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