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1. At a recent computer software engineering management course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer: "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?" Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay aboard. With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
2. God as a Programmer
3. The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea. – The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook
4. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
5. A manager, a mechanical engineer, and software analyst are driving back from convention through the mountains. Suddenly, as they crest a hill, the brakes on the car go out and they fly careening down the mountain. After scraping against numerous guardrails, they come to a stop in the ditch. Everyone gets out of the car to assess the damage. The manager says, "Let's form a group to collaborate ideas on how we can solve this issue." The mechanical engineer suggests, "We should disassemble the car and analyze each part for failure." The software analyst says, "Let's push it back up the hill and see if it does it again."
6. Q: What did the Project Manager say to the Programmer? A: You start coding, I'll go find out what they want.
7. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
8. Why did the Lisp programmer get a new car? He ran out of storage space
9. Comedy Code is syntactically correct programming code written just for fun. The code doesn't actually have to do anything if it's executed, but it should look like regular code.
10. "An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka"

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