Top 10 Uncle Jokes

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These are the Top 10 Uncle Jokes for 2024.

1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. Broken puppets for sale: No strings attached.
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
5. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
6. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
8. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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