Top 100 3am Jokes
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The Top 100 3am Jokes List
These are the top 100 3am Jokes for 2024.
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
3. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
4. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
7. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
8. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
10. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
11. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
12. The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
14. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
15. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
16. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
17. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
18. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
19. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
20. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
21. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
22. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
23. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
24. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
25. I'm terrified of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them.
26. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
27. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
29. I see dead people.
30. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
31. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
32. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
33. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
34. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
35. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
36. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
37. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
38. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
39. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
40. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
41. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
42. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
43. Can February March? No, but April May!
44. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
45. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
46. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
47. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
48. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
49. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
50. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
51. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
52. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
53. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
54. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
55. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
56. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
57. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
58. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
59. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
60. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
61. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
62. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
63. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
64. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
65. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
66. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
67. I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
68. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
69. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
70. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
71. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
72. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
73. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
74. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
75. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
76. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
77. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
78. Can February March? No, but April May!
79. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
80. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
81. Two silk worms got in a race. It ended in a tie.
82. What do you say to an avocado that's done a good job? Bravocado!
83. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
84. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
85. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
86. Don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
87. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
88. What do you call fake noodles? Impasta.
89. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
90. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.
91. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
92. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
93. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
94. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
95. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
96. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
97. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
98. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
99. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
100. What do you say to an avocado that's done a good job? Bravocado!
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