Top 100 Funny Dog Jokes

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The Top 100 Funny Dog Jokes List

These are the top 100 Funny Dog Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A golden receiver!
2. How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
3. Why did the dog roll in the grass? To itch the scratch!
4. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
5. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
6. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
7. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
8. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
9. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A golden receiver!
10. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
11. Why was the dog such a good musician? Because he had perfect "paw-tnership"!
12. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
13. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
14. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
15. What do you get if you cross a hunting dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!
16. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose? – A collie-flower!
17. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
18. What do you get if you cross a hunting dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!
19. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
20. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
21. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
22. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
23. How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
24. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
25. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
26. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose? – A collie-flower!
27. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
28. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
29. Why did the dog roll in the grass? To itch the scratch!
30. How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
31. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
32. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
33. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
34. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose? – A collie-flower!
35. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
36. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
37. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
38. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A golden receiver!
39. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
40. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
41. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
42. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
43. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A golden receiver!
44. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
45. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
46. How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
47. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
48. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
49. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
50. Why was the dog such a good musician? Because he had perfect "paw-tnership"!
51. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
52. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A golden receiver!
53. Why did the dog roll in the grass? To itch the scratch!
54. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
55. How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
56. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A golden receiver!
57. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
58. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
59. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
60. Why was the dog such a good musician? Because he had perfect "paw-tnership"!
61. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
62. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
63. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
64. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
65. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
66. What did the dog say to the tree? Bark!
67. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
68. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
69. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
70. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
71. Why did the dog roll in the grass? To itch the scratch!
72. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose? – A collie-flower!
73. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
74. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
75. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
76. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A golden receiver!
77. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose? – A collie-flower!
78. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
79. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
80. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
81. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose? – A collie-flower!
82. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A golden receiver!
83. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
84. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
85. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose? – A collie-flower!
86. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
87. Why did the dog roll in the grass? To itch the scratch!
88. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
89. Why was the dog such a good musician? Because he had perfect "paw-tnership"!
90. Why was the dog such a good musician? Because he had perfect "paw-tnership"!
91. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
92. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?
93. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Just the way dogs are!
94. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
95. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
96. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
97. What do you get if you cross a hunting dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!
98. Why did the tree bark? Because it saw the dogwood.
99. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
100. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the fetch game?

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