Top 100 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 100 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 100 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
2. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates
3. I dropped my pumpkin yesterday. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!
4. What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
5. What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
6. Why was the candy corn booed off the stage? All of his jokes were too corny!
7. What's a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.
8. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.
9. What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"
10. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
11. What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
12. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
13. What do ghosts eat for dessert? Ice scream.
14. Why don't I like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
15. How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
16. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
17. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
18. Which monster loves to dance? The Boogieman!
19. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
20. What do ghosts give out to trick-or-treaters? Boo-berries!
21. What type of plants do well on all Hallow’s Eve? Bam-BOO!
22. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
23. What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
24. Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
25. Why can't ghosts lie? Because you can see right through them.
26. Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.
27. Why do ghosts pick their noses? To get the boo-gers!
28. Why do ghosts pick their noses? To get the boo-gers!
29. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
30. Where does Dracula keep his money? At the blood bank.
31. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
32. Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.
33. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
34. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!
35. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!
36. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates
37. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
38. What does a skeleton say before eating? Bone appetit!
39. What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.
40. Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
41. What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
42. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Howl." "Howl who?" "Howl you know who's here if you don't open the door!"
43. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
44. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
45. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
46. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.
47. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Aw, don't cry, it's Halloween!"
48. Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures
49. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
50. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
51. Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
52. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
53. Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
54. What's a pumpkin's favorite genre? Pulp fiction.
55. What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
56. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
57. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
58. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
59. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
60. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
61. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost bite!
62. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
63. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
64. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
65. Why are spiders great baseball players? They know how to catch flies!
66. What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!
67. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost bite!
68. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
69. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
70. What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
71. What's a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.
72. What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
73. Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
74. Why can't ghosts lie? Because you can see right through them.
75. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
76. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
77. Why are mummies good employees? They get wrapped up in their work.
78. How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.
79. What position does a ghost play in hockey? Ghoulie.
80. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.
81. How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo!
82. Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
83. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana suck your blood!
84. Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-boo.
85. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
86. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
87. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
88. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
89. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
90. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
91. Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
92. How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
93. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
94. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
95. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
96. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
97. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
98. What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!
99. Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.
100. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Howl." "Howl who?" "Howl you know who's here if you don't open the door!"

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