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These are the top 100 Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
2. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
5. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
7. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
8. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
9. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
10. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
11. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish.
12. Why did the geometry teacher do so well at the art show? She had all the right angles!
13. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
14. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
19. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
20. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
21. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
22. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
23. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
24. How did the astronaut serve their coffee? In flying saucers!
25. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
26. What's the most inappropriate type of joke to tell at a funeral? A grave joke.
27. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
28. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
29. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
30. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
31. "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!"
32. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
33. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
34. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
35. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
36. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
38. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
39. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
40. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
41. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
42. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
43. How does a cow keep up with current events? It watches the moos!
44. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
45. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
46. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
47. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
49. "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
50. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
51. How does a cow keep up with current events? It watches the moos!
52. Why do ghosts love to ride elevators? Because it raises their spirits!
53. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
54. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
55. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
56. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
57. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
58. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
59. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
60. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
61. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
62. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
63. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
64. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
65. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
66. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
67. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
68. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
69. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
70. Why did the geometry teacher do so well at the art show? She had all the right angles!
71. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
72. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
73. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
74. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
75. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
76. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
77. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
78. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
79. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
80. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
81. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
82. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
83. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
84. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
85. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
86. Did you hear about the WiFi that got married? The connection was just perfect!
87. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
88. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish.
89. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
90. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
91. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
92. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
93. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
94. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
95. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
96. What did one hat say to the other hat? Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
97. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
98. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
99. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
100. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way back home? Someone stole its act!

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