Top 20 3am Jokes

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The Top 20 3am Jokes List

These are the top 20 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. Have you heard the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
3. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
6. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
7. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
8. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
9. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
10. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
11. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
13. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
14. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
15. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
16. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
17. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
18. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
19. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
20. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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