Top 20 Dad Jokes

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The Top 20 Dad Jokes List

These are the top 20 Dad Jokes for 2024.

1. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
2. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
3. What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What's a bad wizard's favorite computer program? Spell-check.
6. What does a zombie vegetarian eat? GRRRAAAIINS!
7. How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
8. Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
9. What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
10. My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
11. Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
12. My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs!
13. I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
15. I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
16. What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
17. How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
18. "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!"
19. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
20. After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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