Top 20 Jokes

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The Top 20 Jokes List

These are the top 20 Jokes for 2024.

1. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
2. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
9. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish.
10. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
12. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
16. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
17. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
18. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
19. How does a cow keep up with current events? It watches the moos!
20. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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