Top 30 3am Jokes

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The Top 30 3am Jokes List

These are the top 30 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
2. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
3. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
4. I'm terrified of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them.
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
6. What do you call fake noodles? Impasta.
7. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
8. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
10. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
11. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
12. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
13. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
14. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
15. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
16. Have you heard the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
17. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
18. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
20. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
21. Have you heard the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
22. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
23. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
24. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
25. I see dead people.
26. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
27. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
28. Can February March? No, but April May!
29. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
30. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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