Top 30 Clean Jokes

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The Top 30 Clean Jokes List

These are the top 30 Clean Jokes for 2024.

1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
4. Can February March? No, but April May!
5. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
6. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
7. "Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!"
8. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
9. "Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!"
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
12. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
13. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
14. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
15. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
16. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!"
17. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
21. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
22. "Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
23. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
24. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
25. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
26. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
27. "Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
28. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
29. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
30. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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