Top 30 Dad Jokes

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The Top 30 Dad Jokes List

These are the top 30 Dad Jokes for 2024.

1. My dog used to chase people on a scooter a lot. It got so bad we had to take his scooter away.
2. What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
3. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
4. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
5. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
6. St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme. He was a deep friar.
7. What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
8. "I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
9. How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
10. What is Marco's favorite clothing store? Polo.
11. I was addicted to hokey pokey��¦but I turned myself around.
12. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
13. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
14. What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.
15. That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
16. How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!
17. Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology. They bug me in ways I can't put into words.
18. Can February March? No, but April May!
19. "Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
20. What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
21. Cooking out this weekend? Don't forget the pickle. It's kind of a big dill.
22. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
23. I have a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
24. I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
25. I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
26. What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
27. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto!
28. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
29. What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
30. Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.

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