Top 30 Uncle Jokes

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The Top 30 Uncle Jokes List

These are the top 30 Uncle Jokes for 2024.

1. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
3. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
4. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
6. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
9. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
13. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
14. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
15. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
16. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
17. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
19. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
20. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
21. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
22. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
23. Broken puppets for sale: No strings attached.
24. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
26. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
27. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
28. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
29. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
30. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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