Top 50 Clean Jokes
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The Top 50 Clean Jokes List
These are the top 50 Clean Jokes for 2024.
1. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Can February March? No, but April May!
6. "Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!"
7. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
8. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
9. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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11. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
12. "Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
13. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
14. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
15. "Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!"
16. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
17. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
20. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
21. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
22. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
23. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
24. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
25. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
26. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
27. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
28. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
29. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
30. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
31. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
32. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
33. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
34. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
35. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
36. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
37. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
38. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
39. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
40. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
41. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
42. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
44. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
45. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
46. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
47. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
48. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
49. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
50. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
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