Top 50 Jokes

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The Top 50 Jokes List

These are the top 50 Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
3. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
5. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
7. Why did the agriculture students break up? They couldn't see eye-to-potato!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
9. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!
10. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
11. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
13. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
14. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
15. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
16. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
18. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
19. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
20. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish.
21. - What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
22. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry.
23. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
24. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
25. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
26. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
27. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
28. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
29. "What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish."
30. Why was the obtuse angle so upset? Because he was never right!
31. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
32. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
33. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
34. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
35. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
36. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
38. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
39. Knock, knock. - Who's there? Cow says. - Cow says who? Cow says mooooo!
40. Knock, knock. - Who's there? Cow says. - Cow says who? Cow says mooooo!
41. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
42. How do you make tissues dance? Put a little boogey in them!
43. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
44. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
46. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
47. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
49. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
50. What's the most inappropriate type of joke to tell at a funeral? A grave joke.

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