Top 50 Uncle Jokes
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The Top 50 Uncle Jokes List
These are the top 50 Uncle Jokes for 2024.
1. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I'm still working on that one.2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
4. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
5. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
9. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
11. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
12. I came up with a new word! Plagiarism.
13. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
14. "Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings."
15. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
16. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
17. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
18. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
19. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
20. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
21. Want to hear a joke about construction? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
22. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
23. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
24. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
25. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
26. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
27. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
28. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
29. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
30. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
31. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
32. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
33. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
34. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
35. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
36. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
37. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
38. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
39. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
40. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
41. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
42. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
43. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
44. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
45. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
46. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
47. "What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!"
48. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
49. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
50. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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