Adventure Gear Survival Gear Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Adventure Gear Survival Gear Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

'I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold. 'He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'

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