Alchemical Element Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Alchemical Element Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

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