Alien Guardian Name Question7

This question tests your creativity to find the Alien Guardian Name match that is perfect for you. What Do You think of this Idea?

Write a book called How to Fix a Wonky Table. All the pages are blank, except for the first one that says: put this under one of the legs. It will have perforated pages they can be ripped out to fit any table.

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